A Sad Story
A little boy was so jealous
of his newborn brother.
So he put poison on the
nipple of his mother.
The next day...
Their driver
died.
*From Ethelwolda
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Shortest Fairy Tale Ever:
Once upon a time,
a guy made love to a girl.
She got pregnant.
He asked the girl:
"Will you marry me?"
She said: "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after!
*From Ethelwolda
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Amo: Day, gamitin mo tong chalk pamatay ng ipis. Sulat mo sa pader.
Maid: Opo koya.
The next day, nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader:
EPES MAMATAY KAYUNG LAHAT! SYET!
*From Ethelwolda
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Sosyal ang itlog ng ipis dahil nakabalot pa ito sa ootheca. Ang isang ootheca ay naglalaman ng 10-20 na itlog.